>What pisses me most ay yung mga magkarelasyon na magkalingkis at napakabagal maglakad sa unahan ko tuwing RUSH HOUR. Yun bang tipong nagmamadali ka na ay hindi mo makuhang mag-overtake dahil halos okupahin na nila ang sidewalk.
So in the spirit of a sweet and clean revenge sa perwisyo nila sa ibang nagmamadaling mga commuters, I gave in into the temptation of doing a little “evil” deed. (I think it’s a venial sin so I don’t need to go immediately to the Confessional Box for the fear of my soul burning into the eternal flames of hell).
Noong nakakuha ako ng chance na maka-overtake sa kabagalan nila, i grabbed it. Eksakto naman na walang sasakyan sa kalsada kaya madali akong naka-overtake sa kanila sa sidewalk.
Once na nasa likod ko na sila - still walking like they are on the moon - I released the toxic fumes na ilang minuto ko na ring pinipigilan lumabas.
Fart worse than the smell of the Kraken’s mouth.
In their face!
Sabay lakad papalayo sa kanila in my “normal” speed ng paglalakad - which is a little faster than the ordinary Juan’s usual walk.
I pray that God will forgive me on my little evil deed of the day.
And God Bless their noses. ;)
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